composite sketches of the cast, as described by witnesses
i'm lying, i made them up, with a little help from the good people at play-doh on the last one



gabe. poor lil fella.




lisa, gabe's girlfriend. sometimes it seems like she lives with him, sometimes not. and they have a cat when it's convenient to the storyline. go figure these kids today.




god. makes occasional appearances at least, although it's usually just to tell gabe why he's going to hell this time.




satan. this little nutter wants to watch you suffer, ya know.